Pornography is a weak-minded endeavor.

Stealing from the stores does not benefit anyone.

I suppose it is too much to ask that the people here conduct themselves in a way that is above the behavior of animals and scavengers.

You know for as eager as you were to watch me shave this morning, Signor Angel, you did not do so good a job of it. Do you always stare at the floor like a bad dog when you are alone with another man?

(ooc: Of course he's being a dick and not making it private.)

Will all ports be as that one, I wonder? I might have enjoyed it more, but the company kept could be so...Godless, at the best and worst of times. There were some things the Romans had right, but it would take the introduction of the Church to turn them from most of their vices.